Gender bender
Yes, I am sure many of you gals out there sometimes fantasize what it is like to be a guy. I guess there are some perks that goes together by being a male. From my observations, there are some in things in your favour when you are a guy.
a) Dating - More often than not parents especially fathers are happy when their sons are able to bring back girlfriends to show them that his manliness or masculinity is still intact and mothers too share the joy in having prospective daughter-in-laws.
For girls, it is a different case altogether. As my own dad put it, “If you bring a boy into this house, I’ll have my shotgun ready”. Scare the pants off the poor wee lads…muahaha! Mothers would warn their daughters to be careful while going out with the other species. “Don’t wear revealing clothes! You’ll get raped! Don’t accept drinks from them in nightclubs! Don’t sleep with boys!”. Honestly, the nagging would get them nowhere. In fact, I think it makes girls more curious about the whole matter which would land them in hot soup.
b) Eating – Guys have bigger appetites compared to girls and they are able to eat huge amounts of food and still be hungry for supper. Excuses are made when guys eat a lot:
a) They are growing and need the nutrition (honestly, growing vertically or horizontally?)
b) They are happy (???)
c) They are just plain hungry (uh huh…)
As for girls, fusses are made when they eat and MORE fusses are made when they are NOT eating. When girls eat a lot or do not, people do not often associate their eating habits with the process of growing up. In fact, statements like these may surface.
a) She is either bulimic or anorexic.
b) She must be depressed or stressed.
Tell me how is this fair? I ain’t exactly a feminist though…be thankful for that.
c) Dressing – Okay, this ‘dressing’ is the kind that is related to clothes. Not the one found in salads or squeezy bottles. Again, guys seem to have an advantage. They take little effort in
picking out an outfit for dinner or any special occasion and YET they look GREAT.
Girls on the other hand…spend hours shopping for the ‘right’ outfit and accessories (jewelleries, handbags, shoes…etc) which may end up being a fashion disaster or being the worst dressed for the night. All that ‘hard work’ down the drain. Ha!
Ever imagine who I want to be if I were a guy?
How bout being the King of Rock & Roll?
Or a groovylicious spy?
A famous talk show host?
Nope… I guess there is only ONE option left 
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SECRET AGENT 007
Yes…who would not want to be this guy?
James Bond gets what he wants…the hottest women, the coolest gadgets, a lean mean speeding machine and he ALWAYS catches the bad guys and saves the day without even breaking a sweat
Now THAT is something…
The only time that I envy guys is when I’m going through ‘that time of the month’… the pain, the cramps, the mood swings, the feeling of bloatedness… and not to mention the hassle!!! Aaaaaarrgghh….!!!! Other than than, I’m perfectly happy being born a girl coz (a) lil girls can throw a tantrum and gets away with it most of the time, (b) girls can wrap daddy round their lil finger and be daddy’s lil angel even when she’s the female version on Dennis the Menace, (c) girls are allowed to cry and express their emotions openly without being called ‘girl’, and (d) girls can do almost everything that guys can do and sometimes more. So to all the girls out there… be proud of who you are and don’t forget to shake what your mama gave ya! (wink)
Halo…hahaha. Yeah, I agree with you on ‘that time of the month’ matter. Hmmm, I am able to get away with most things but I don’t dare cause trouble at home (I would get the blame cos I am the only child which is the downside…haha) Yeah, girls can be much more capable than men as well. Daughter’s are usually Daddy’s Girl and sons are Mummy’s Boy…still all I can say is GIRRRRL POWEEEERRR!
You can be a gender researcher to find the difference between male and female.
It is really interesting well you get to know them by observing more. I like to do that but it must take lots of hours and examine their movements. I am just a simple guy which does not fuss much on things but still find things or food that suits my taste. At least my life would not be that plain.
There are some challenge need to be there like to be indifferent with others.
There are people just waste much time and money on clothes and expensive food. Too bad I am not like them.haha. Well if you tell me to pick which gal I want to be with…now that is a big question mark to me.;)
Hope you can find you double “O” seven.hehe
Glad you stopped by to give some comments. Well, I like being an observer and silently study those around me (NOT a stalker…hehe). Yep, I know you quite well
after being around for one year plus in the same college. Hey, I think it is good that you are being careful with your money and being not wasteful and all BUT sometimes you need to pamper yourself with what you like to eat or buy once in a while. After all, life here on earth is only temporary and you should enjoy yourself with a limit of course. Anyhow, you’re on the right track 
Well, I have said this and I am not hesitant to say it again, you’re a good guy and any girl out there will be lucky to have you. As for yours truly…whatever will be, will be 
Hey! You missed out Steve Urkel of Family Matters! Hahahahahaha!!!
Hahaha…(puts on Steve Urkel’s voice) Well….did I do THAT? Bwahaha…haha